Objectively True Facts That I Know
- Bethany Myers
- Mar 7, 2022
- 3 min read
Updated: Mar 21, 2022

I should be alive because I still have leftovers in the freezer that I haven't eaten
I should be alive because the couch cushions could use a good vacuum
I should be alive because I can never spell vacccuuum or despærate or nescescecsity right on the first try and wouldn't it be terrible if I never reached that milestone
I should be alive because when I turn the shower as cold as it can go and stand in it for as long as I can, it feels like the world is ending. and that's just harmless water, ya know
I should be alive because I haven't seen Ethan's gopro videos that he took on his trip yet
I should be alive because I don't remember the last time I ate brie but I remember it was really good, and I'd like to have it again
I should be alive because more than ten (10) human beings have told me that they like my hugs. conclusions can be drawn that this might improve their lives a bit
I should be alive because I blew a dandelion head in the big patch of grass by the apartment a few weeks before the snow arrived in November and I want to see if I made babies
I should be alive because I want to hang out with my grandma again
I should be alive because I eat gummy vitamins every day from a jar that was like $18 so I have to use these omega-6's and zinc molecules somehow
I should be alive because I never learned how to use shading properly when I draw and I feel like I can learn how to
I should be alive because I haven't seen the new Spider-Man movie yet
I should be alive because I haven't met Marica's fiancé Connor in real life yet, and that's a travesty. he looks like he gives good hugs
I should be alive because I've never met Rachel and Jonathan's dog Hazel either. that is my NIECE
I should be alive because I want to hear Lexi's song once it's fully fleshed out and put together
I should be alive because I still have songs I haven't written down
I should be alive because I've had like two different hairstyles in my whole life and it would be a shame if I never tried another. maybe a pixie cut? maybe a different color?
I should be alive because one time I mooned my friends in a Whataburger parking lot from really far away and I would like to make up for the nightmares I may have instigated
I should be alive because I've never made sourdough bread before
I should be alive because this would be a really crappy and weird place to end this blog project, wouldn't it
I should be alive because my parents spent oh so much for me to just barely eek out a bachelor's degree and I don't know how to make that worth it yet
I should be alive because I haven't beat Breath of the Wild yet
I should be alive because I haven't beat Red Dead Redemption 2 yet either
I should be alive because having to explain to the kids in the chapel why I suddenly wasn't here anymore would be a terrible thing to have to do
I should be alive because I haven't hung out with my siblings in like a year and I'd like to do that again
I should be alive because I have dishes to do
I should be alive because there are so many dogs n kitties I haven't met yet
I should be alive because I had so much fun laughing with my middle/high school buddies at dinner a few Sunday nights ago
I should be alive because I just paid for another "semester" of Japanese classes
I should be alive because we haven't put the Christmas tree away and we still need to do that
I should be alive because a lot of people I follow on YouTube are putting out big projects this year and I'd like to see them
I should be alive because in Breath of the Wild you can make a food item called Salmon Meunière. I've never heard of it and I need it in my face immediately
I should be alive because I have shirts that still need to be folded
I should be alive because...
I should...

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